ROLL YOUR CLASS
Roll 1d100, adventurers. (It’s entirely possible to end up with “adventurer”).
pride month is during strawberry season and you think it’s a coincidence? think again, strawberries are gay
Only gay ppl can eat strawberries
There is a major problem with race in the new Ryan Gosling/Emma Stone movie, La La Land
Let’s cut to the chase: it’s a white savior movie about jazz. Plus when Emma Stone’s character Mia claims she hates jazz, Seb gives what Brody calls a “mansplanation in response.” The effect is cringeworthy.
up next in: people who obviously didn’t watch and analyze the movie
“A rush. A glance. A touch. A dance. A look in somebody’s eyes to light up the skies, to open the world, then send me reeling. A voice that says I’ll be here, and you’ll be alright.”
La La Land (2016), dir. Damien Chazelle
stop oppressing people who jus make hot chocolate with water. not all of us were raised in a manor with servants to fetch us the finest ingredients. if you dont reblog this im judging you
Seriously just use milk instead of water and it’s a million times better
dont tell me what to do and dont ever say numbers at me
hell? empty. all the devils? here.
omg this wasn’t a “dick? out” joke this was a shakespeare quote don’t be crass
Hell: empty
Devils: here
Dick: outit’s what shakespeare would’ve wanted
This is the American Gothic. If you’ve never been to the USA, this image sums it up pretty well.
#I feel like I’ve driven past this before#been exactly here#but at the same time I’m not sure
Same, actually.
I had to find out where this really was because looking at it, I felt like I knew exactly where it was. It turns out it’s in Breezewood, PA, and i have never been there, which only serves to highlight the OP’s point.
okay
i’m going to defend the picture because i’m feelin’ contrary this morning.
dig: this is a service area on the edge of a super busy highway:
fast food, gas stations.
there’s no culture or colour because no one lives there
it’s like taking a photo of a wrench and saying “this sums up humanity”
it’s a tool.
but here’s my point: what does the tool facilitate?
TRAVEL! long distance travel!
america is a nation of travellers. People willing to move long distances to work,
or visit, or vacation!!
and there’s something noble in that.
ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm
who do u think would win in a fight 2 the death between ihop and dennys
I’d say Denny’s
Ihop is where kids sometimes have birthday parties
Denny’s is where I’d go to meet a hitmanim on board with that logic
